HIS LITTLE MR NOBODY: THE ENEMY I HATE...WANTS ME!

My name is Jamie Green and tomorrow am going to finally be 18, I know it does sounds like something legendary to most people, but to me, I have always fantasized clocking this gorgeous age of being an adult and finally getting a girlfriend!.

To me, it's just like another drop of sugar in my perfectly perfect life....I guess. Ugh!, I mean....Sorry let's rephrase that!

My life a'int rosy, I was a nerd in middle school and always got laughed at, well am still the nerdy nerd nerd with glasses and braises on my teeth, but hell no that's aint gonna stop me from finding true love and getting a girlfriend at last like all of my friends have.

Friends?.....

To be honest, I really don't have any friend ,but that's okay, I can be a lone wolf by myself...I mean with my girlfriend and have all the alone time with her...Like they do in movies....You know what I mean, and am sure that this time my mission would be successful especially now that we are moving to a new state. By we, I mean I and my dad, we have being alone for two years now after my mom died, but I've gotten over that tragedy a long time ago.

Ugh God, I don't want to think about sad things and especially not today, so I stopped journaling (Like the complete nerd that I am), and walked down the stairs to the completely empty house. My dad's outside doing some sh*t that I don't know, when he sighted me through the window, he gives me a signal that's it's time to go, but I don't feel teary or anything at all, cause I wanna to actually get out of here as well, and get myself a girlfriend as soon as possible.

Yeah, you can call me Mr. sucker for love, but I really don't care, cause am not a love addict like I might look, cause apart from a girlfriend, I want to be popular too, and I would do anything to be that....

Well, I thought it would actually be possible, but all my wishful happily dappily thinking came crashing down immediately we moved, and I stepped foot into that godforsaken high school.

Girlfriend= Zero

Popularity= Zero

Who was I?....

I was f*ck*ng reminded of being a nerd, but what was much worst was how I became Mr. Little nobody overnight, cause there was somebody, some god far better than me....some god that had everything that I ever wanted.

Men, I should have knew that 18 years would be such trashy!

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CHAPTER ONE: BUBBLE GUM ANGEL

Monday Morning, 27 December 2024, that was when my entire life fell apart....Okay am just exaggerating. I mean to say that was when half of my life started to become shitty

What happened?...Oh I'll tell you all

Arriving at that d*mn school, wearing that d*mn little school uniform that's fit for a kg student, I should have knew that things had started to go way overboard.....but it became the biggest sh*t when I walked into the wrong class

I know I know this kind of sh*t suppose to only happen in movies, but I swear am being honest when I say the curse of the first day in a new school is hella real, cause am sure I read the d*mn school guide more than three times, but still ended up here, what???!!!

I looked up at the middle age teacher, she was a female with bright blue eyes, and I was a fool when I actually thought that she would spare me the embarrassment, and tell me which way was to the class I belong to, cause it was the exact opposite

"Even though you are a fresher, still I have never seen anyone make a mistake while reading the school guide"

She spoke out, and as if they had practice this, the entire f*ck*ng class burst into laughter as if what she said was funny in the slightest. Well maybe it was to them, and wasn't to me, because I, the nerd "Loser" was the one being affected, but still....

"Stop laughing, stop laughing"

My brain screamed out as I looked at their d*mn faces. Men, I wish I could say that out loud, but on a second thought why bother....

Thanks a lot woman for making me a complete butt face!

Yet again, I said those words inwardly to myself, but with the way I glared at her, am sure she got the point, and that was my cue to leave before any more embarrassment .

"D*mn first days"

I mumbled to myself angrily before adjusting my glasses, and checking the d*mn manual again that looks like nothing but a maze, am even sure that before I eventually get to my cursed class, the period would be over, and yours truly would end up becoming the legendary topic of the lost buy for the classmates that I have not even met, how wonderful

"I hate it, I hate it so much, why am I the only one that use to experience this sh*t the most, I hate the f*ck*ng fact that I can't understand things clearly, despite the fact that am wearing glasses, and technically am suppose to be Mr. Smart pants, but what I hate the most is being belittled and considered a nerdy loser everywhere I go, just like few minutes ago, even by the teacher that wasn't suppose to be like those trashcans of students, but what could I really do, this was my goddamn life and my goddamn shitty fate that was happening on my birthday of all days, how delightful!

Men, am I even ever going to get a girlfriend?, Is someone ever going to like a sh*t like me?

Those violent merciless thoughts popped into my head, and scattered my mind, and I hated it, I hated it so f*ck*ng much, but that was the truth, wasn't it?

A loser like me was good for nothing, and I should just accept it. I stopped walking and closed my eyes to calm myself down, but that sh*t didn't work, instead it actually made things much worst.

"Argh!"

I slapped my forehead and turned around, cause I realized where I was heading to was actually the cafeteria, but immediately I did, I crashed into something...more like someone and my glasses like the dramatic thing that it was decided to play villain and fall of my eyes, and made me completely screwed. What a perfect day, and now I can't see without my glasses, nice!!!

As fast as those words popped into my head was as fast as I bended down, and started to look for it, before more sh*t happens to me, but the more I searched for it was the more all my hands kept on touching was empty ground that was mocking me, and it made me really p*ss*d that I....

"Some really f*ck*ng day"

I screamed inwardly to myself and bite my lips to stop myself from crying, cause I was a man, and men don't cry and....and...F*ck It!

I could feel the tears clouding up in my eyes, but before it could flow down freely from my cheeks, and make me even more pathetic, something happened, something that I have already given up on ever since I began to face all this sh*t, and this "Cute" miracle was from an angel, like I had always fantasized of. This angel that smelt like bubble gum, and not the bad kind like those that someone stinky breath had already chew on. She was perfect, and Yes, I truly fell in love with this figure at first sight.

This angel placed my glasses back to my eyes, and picked up my book, but before I could actually adjust to my glasses, and actually see her feminine angelic figure, she turned around to leave, but hell no was I going to let my soon to be girlfriend slip out of my fingertips that easily....Never!

"Wait!"

I can swear when I say I had no idea where the courage to say that out loud and literally hold unto her hand before she walked off came from, but I did it, I literally did, but immediately she turned around and I saw her face, I wished I didn't cause her face melted me, and was literally just like the angelic face girlfriend I always want to brag about

I know I know i might sound so cheesy, I might in fact be the definition of an idiot, but I really didn't care, cause all I wanted was her, and that was the one thing that I was sure of

"You are new right?"

She smiled and asked me, but I remained a stick, and didn't say anything, maybe it was because I knew I would s*ck anything I say, so it was better to just keep quiet....It was far better to just keep admiring her face, but when she waited for me to speak and I didn't for a while, she gave me a confused "You are being awkward" look before parting her lips again

"Just be careful next time, okay..."

And that was all I heard from her before she faded away into the corridors, and left me, the Mr. Stick man standing there like a fool I was, The fool that have finally met his target, and to become hers....

"Damnit"

I let go of my book, and held unto my burning cheeks that was probably red like a tomato by now, but who was I to care, now that target would finally put an end to me being Mr. single pringle...My pretty miss bubblegum angel

JAMIE

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She walked pass me into the corridors, the bubble gum angel of my dreams and made me feel this shitty birthday of mine wasn't so shitty after all, but I guess that I should have knew that immediately after she graced her presence away from y life, I would return back to shitty lane, cause as soon as I turn around, I see someone standing few meters not that far from me, it was a "He" with amber coloured eyes, and he had a really weird smile playing across his lips, that I had to turn back and check if it was actually me, the complete nobody that he was staring and smiling at. In the end it was really me, cause there was no freaking soul behind my back

How nice, am standing a few distance away from some psychopath, can this day get any better?....

I mumbled inwardly to myself as I tried to act normal and walk pass him, cause hell no, I didn't wanted to remain the same f*ck*ng person he kept on looking at that way, but in the e