Winner in life

When Joey wakes up, his first reaction is a carp rolling around, touching his body like a pervert, and finally looking in a mirror to see if his little *ss is still there.

When he found that he was not missing any arms or legs, he was immediately relieved.

Fortunately, my body is fully equipped, and I still have my little *ss, so I can hook up with a handsome man right now!

Though he never had the heart or the guts.

The scene of being hit by a car is still in Joey's head, and he can't help but shiver at the thought of it, and immediately pat his hand on his chest, telling himself that it was all a dream, and that he is right at home.

Noticing that he was sweating, Joey turned around and went into the bathroom. When he came out, his face was rosy from the heat.

Picking up the towel and wiping it casually, Joey opened his room with the chicken nest head on his head

"No -- I won't go, I just don't go --"

A voice came at him, shrill and wailing.

Joey:...

He went down the stairs, and sure enough, he saw Joe's mother sitting on the sofa watching the dog drama, the other side was holding a small handkerchief to wipe the corners of her eyes, and the sound of the air and the sound of the television, even composed a crying song.

Sometimes Joey thinks it's a shame his mother didn't become a singer.

"Mom, where's my dad?"

"To the office."

'And breakfast?

"Do it yourself."

"......"

Generally speaking, whether or not Ms. Jo is in the mood to cook the family's meals depends on whether the TV show she's watching today is Sweet Sweet or a sadistic drama where you love me and I love you but we can't be together.

As can be seen from Ms. Qiao's answer just now, today's TV series is very abusive.

Joey, who was lucky enough to cook a little himself, turned into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator door, which was so clean it looked like it was laughing at him.

Refrigerator: No surprise, no surprise?

He silently closed the refrigerator, and then silently turned to look at Joe's mother on the sofa, silently wondering whether the show his mother had recently watched was abusive from beginning to end.

But Joey frowned. How could he remember that only yesterday there was so much food in the fridge? Did he have a bad dream and his memory went crazy?

But just saw the empty refrigerator is not an illusion, which makes the puzzled Joey can only put aside his doubts, pick up his wallet and prepare to go out for food.

However, even this one incident, let his world view has been impacted

When he opened the door and found that the pedestrians walking on the street were not dark-haired, dark-eyed and yellow-skinned flower-growers, but white-skinned foreigners, "bang", he closed the door, and then leaned against the door panel, blank expression.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I gonna do?

"Dear me --"

An orange hit him right on the head and stopped him from screaming.

"Your mother is not deaf, why are you arguing?" Ms. Qiao was unhappy that her son interrupted her appreciation of art.

"No, no, no, no -- I -- I -- my family --"

Found that her son could not even say a word clearly, Ms. Qiao seemed to finally remember that this person was her son, and rarely worried about the tunnel, "Son, ah, you are stuttering after a sleep?"

Is this a stuttering thing?! That's why I woke up to my house living around foreigners! Joey is devastated!

"Are you really asleep?" Who knows Joe's mother heard, is more worried, "already stupid, if you are more stupid, your father may suspect that you are not born to us, is one day we sleepwalk picked up from the garbage dump."

Joey:...

He rolled his eyes, even if it is stupid is your son, thank you!

But also because of Joe's mother's words, Joey was not so shocked, and was able to force to think, "No, Mom, what did you just say?"

"I know you don't like it when we say you're stupid, but son, man, face the truth --"

'Who told you that? Joe Silly son Yi became angry, "I mean how all the things around my home are foreigners!"

"That's because we live in Country M, son." Mother Joe looked at her silly son with loving eyes.

The tone of entitlement put Joey in a daze

Oh, no. Isn't our family really flower growers? Since when does my family have enough money to move to Country M? Mom, you won the lottery when I don't know?

Jo's mother, who thinks her son is just an everyday idiot, has sat back to watch her TV series, and soon there is a faint voice inside and outside the TV.

When Joey walked into the street in a trance and finally broke free from the mood of doubting life, he found something that could not be ignored.

His English is not good.

He took the phone, downloaded the translation tool, stammered his needs to the waiter in the breakfast shop, and could not help but wipe a SOB.

Life is hard!

Everything went wrong when he woke up today. Joey borrowed a pen and paper from the waiter and sketched on it.

First of all, as clear as if he had been in a car accident, Joey wrote the sentence with a serious face, and then drew a question mark next to it.

Then there's the memory of an empty refrigerator that was clearly stocked.

And then suddenly his family moved from flower country to M country.

The tip of the pen unconsciously scratches the blank space on the paper, leaving a series of meaningless crooked black lines.

【 Ding -- -- 】

The sudden noise made Joey's hand shake with the pen, making a mark so long it almost tore through the paper.

Wait, what the hell?

【 Received start-up funds, Life winner system has been started -- 】

The voice, which came out of nowhere, continued in his head, taking care of itself in a cheerful electronic voice:

[Host Joey, age 18, barely passing IQ --]

Joey:... Wait, without mentioning anything else, explain to me what it means to barely pass --

[Died in a car accident at 10:35 seconds on August 29, 2018.]

Death in a car accident? The word made him tighten his eyes, subconsciously recall that desperate moment, clenching the pen in his hand.

[Resurrection time on August 30, 2018, 7:40 seconds. Above, the statement is finished, please do not waste the resurrection opportunity given by the system, from now on, under the system's encouragement to study hard, make progress every day, and strive to embark on the road of life winners!]

And then the sound never came again.

Joey's first reaction was to pinch himself, the pain assuring him that he wasn't dreaming.

Then he took a minute to wonder if he was schizophrenic.

Must not.

He was sure he was perfectly normal... Although some mental patients will not feel that they have problems, and is not there a saying called the mentally disabled children are more happy

Pooh pooh pooh, he's not retarded! Joey shook off the dangerous idea with a black line all over his head.

So, is that voice right?

He really died in a car accident?

He has to face this fact because of the strange events he has encountered since he woke up.

"That, the Winner of life system --" Joey looked around, looked around to make sure no one was noticing him, then whispered the name of the voice, with some awkwardly pronouncing the word winner of life.

It's like there's a sense of shame PLAY.

【 Hello, host, life winner system for you, please choose after the drop sound. 】

【 Drop -- System function introduction please say 1, mall open please say 2, system intelligent service please say 3 -- 】

Joey picked up the menu on the desktop and whispered, "3 --" Subconsciously, he felt that the system intelligence service should be the same as the human service, and this would generally be a better answer to his questions.

[Hello, host -] Sure enough, the happy electronic sound sounded again, [Do you have any questions?]

"I want to know everything you said about the accident, and why you showed up on me."

【 OK 】 Life winner system simply answered his question, "You were indeed killed in a car accident yesterday, but because of my existence, you can get the chance to revive, although some small cost, but in exchange for a new life I think you should not mind this price." As for my existence, you don't understand it with your IQ. Simply put, you just need to know that I come from a world with advanced science and technology.

Joey:...

Am I wrong? I always felt like the system was looking down on me.

He wiped away the black line and coughed, "Please be careful." Wait a minute, "he said, noting another point in the system's long line.

"At what cost?"

[Clomping pedal - Please the host in the heart silently read the panel, and then look up, look to the top right of the panel, yes, see that life assets, you pay attention to the number, that is the price you pay for your resurrection -]

Joey followed the instructions of the system step by step, first silently read the two words of the board in his mind, and then found a sudden pop up in front of the game system board very similar to the thing, he subconsciously looked around, but found that no one was looking at him, as if he could not see the thing.

Is he the only one who can see? With this in mind, Joey moved his eyes to the top right corner and found a string of numbers next to his life assets, beginning with a minus sign followed by --

"One, two, three, four... Nine digits? What do you mean?"

[It means that you now owe 100 million, the creditor is the winner of the life system, if you do not repay a certain amount every day, I'm sorry, you GG.] The electronic sound is cheerful and authentic.

# I woke up a billionaire loser #

# No surprise, no surprise #

Joey's face turned white, and he didn't know whether to be happy that he had a second chance at life or to cry and move on with his debt.

Is there anything else you would like to ask?

Joey: "... I just want to be quiet now."

He just wants to sing like his mother.

[Courtesy, settlement, labor service fee of two hundred dollars, welcome next visit!]

Labor costs? Joey was stunned.

Feeling a bad feeling, he took out his wallet and found only a few coins in it.

A nearby waiter caught Joey's eye and smiled politely but kindly.

Joey:...

Garbage system, stealing my money, ruining my life!

Bah!

After smiling politely but kindly at the waiter, Joey reflexively responded with a polite but awkward smile.

Then he immediately turned back and shouted silently, wishing that the system could be manifested in front of him, just like the menu he clutched tightly, grasping it by the shoulder and shaking -

Pay back my money, spicy chicken!!

System: It's impossible to pay back the money, not in this life, the baby has answered your questions, huh.

After getting a response from the system to play dead, Joey can only let go of the unreliable guy and choose to save himself. He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket, pressed Joe's mother's phone, and listened to the beeps coming from the phone, not noticing the red charge.

So he watched helplessly as the screen went dark the moment he connected.

Joey: No? What the hell? What happened?

He watched, dumbfounded, as the screen lit up again, but it was turning off.

Why is the little fairy of fate