My Billionaire Husband Thinks I’m Quirky

Résumé

Winnie Vance worked herself to death at her corporate job. So when she transmigrated into a romance novel as a submissive, tragic doormat forced to marry into the ultra-wealthy Clifford family, she made a firm, immediate decision: Absolutely not. She didn't survive a past-life heart attack just to play the victim in a toxic family drama. This time, she wasn't going to be nice. She was going to choose absolute, unfiltered chaos. When her arrogant new uncle sneers at her, Winnie doesn't argue. She just quietly hangs herself in effigy on his bedroom door overnight, giving him a near-fatal panic attack. When her bratty teen brother-in-law calls her a gold-digger at the family dinner, Winnie breaks down sobbing—then pulls a flawless backflip, kicks him over, flips the entire banquet table, and runs screaming around the mansion. And her aloof, billionaire husband, Clement Clifford? Winnie sends him a sweet text across the ocean: “Hey honey, hope you're doing great in Canada! Are your bowel movements regular?” Everyone in the Clifford family is convinced Winnie has completely lost her mind. They beg Clement to come home and deal with his unhinged wife. But when Clement finally rushes back, he opens the door to find Winnie happily slithering across the living room floor like a giant worm. And the worst part? He thinks it’s kind of… cute.